thebootydiaries:

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

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swarnpert:

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

(via succeeding)

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fuks:

bye bye doggo

slimed:

imagine ur watching sex and the city and they’re at the coffee shop and they pan to all the girls individually and this is what they pan to for Miranda would you even notice

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kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

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speedwag:

i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”

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memeufacturing:

talking to cashiers while having anxiety ? more like

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rosebeaches:

naps are the worst kind of temptation.. they promise u rest and wellness but leave you with a cloudy headache and an inescapable drowsiness the rest of the day

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